Stay woke.
In front of Warwick hall, students gathered to protest against alleged “alien sightings” on campus.
With signs asking President Kelly “what is he hiding?”, to showing a UFO building The Great Lawn, students beg their peers to open their eyes to extraterrestrial possibilities.
“There are aliens here on campus,” one protester said. He asked to remain anonymous, only giving his first name, Connor, in fear of CNU administration shutting down his claims. “We’re trying to make sure that the people of CNU know that there have been abductions on campus. CNU doesn’t want them to know about them. Stay woke, stay alert.”
Other protesters held signs regarding the recent “abduction” of junior Jaiden Powell. They alleged Powell had gone missing and returned early in the morning, only to show signs of “strange” behavior.
Another protester claimed our tuition is going straight to the aliens.
As students joined in on the protest, they were given their own free anti-5G probe helmet made out of aluminum to protect their brain from brainwashing and paranormal threats.
Protesters yelled out to their peers who walked by to join in on their chants. “When I say ‘stay’ you say ‘woke’!”
The barcode directs students to a GroupMe chat, used by admin to alert students of alien occurrences on campus. Stay alert.
